NEW YORK鈥擳he request was for a Van Gogh to adorn the walls of the president and first lady鈥檚 private residence in the White House.
The answer? No, but how about a fully functioning, 18-karat gold toilet instead?
While it鈥檚 customary for US presidents to borrow works of art during their time in office, the Guggenheim in Donald Trump鈥檚 hometown of New York was polite, but firm in its refusal, The Washington Post reported.
When the White House requested the renowned Dutch painter鈥檚 鈥淟andscape With Snow,鈥 the museum鈥檚 chief curator, an outspoken Trump critic, countered that the 19th century painting was 鈥減rohibited from travel except for the rarest of occasions.鈥
鈥淲e are sorry not to be able to accommodate your original request,鈥 wrote Nancy Spector in an e-mail obtained by the Post, 鈥渂ut remain hopeful that this special offer may be of interest.鈥
Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan鈥檚 鈥淎merica,鈥 a gleaming gold toilet, was on display at the Guggenheim for nearly a year, installed in a restroom for the private use of members of the public with a guard posted outside.
Now that the exhibition was over, the artist would 鈥渓ike to offer it to the White House for a long-term loan,鈥 the Post quoted Spector as e-mailing. 鈥淚t is, of course, extremely valuable and somewhat fragile, but we would provide all the instructions for its installation and care.鈥
Asked to explain the meaning of the installation and why he offered it to the Trumps, 57-year-old Cattelan told the Post: 鈥淲hat鈥檚 the point of our life? Everything seems absurd until we die and then it makes sense.鈥
The Guggenheim, asked by Agence France-Presse (AFP), said it had 鈥渘o further information to provide.鈥 The White House did not immediately respond to an AFP query.
In a blog last August, Spector called the toilet 鈥渁 cipher for the excesses of affluence鈥 and said more than 100,000 people had queued 鈥渇or the opportunity to commune with art and with nature.鈥
鈥淭hough crafted from millions of dollars鈥 worth of gold, the sculpture is actually a great leveler. As Cattelan has said, 鈥淲hatever you eat, a $200 lunch or a $2 hot dog, the results are the same, toilet-wise.鈥
Neither is it the first association between Trump, whose Manhattan home is famous for its lavish gold color scheme, and a golden toilet.
Last June, Trevor Noah鈥檚 鈥淭he Daily Show鈥 hosted a free exhibition in New York lampooning the president, inviting the public to soak up his tweets and fire off one or two of their own from a golden toilet. 鈥擜FP